Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Do I LOOK for trouble ?!

Still house-sitting out on LaPlaya, across from the Safeway...

New-looking Ford SUV pulls up, and a late 20's, early 30's looking guy, athletic, clean cut, like a fraternity boy slightly grown up says, "Hey buddy, wanna buy some stereo speakers ? We just made some deliveries and we got some extras."

I reply, "Sounds like theft to me."

"No, we just made some deliveries and they're extra. What are you, gay? You look gay."

I reply, "You look gay."

He replies, "You weeny," as the SUV, which I notice has no license plates pulls away.

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