Do I LOOK for trouble ?!
Still house-sitting out on LaPlaya, across from the Safeway...
New-looking Ford SUV pulls up, and a late 20's, early 30's looking guy, athletic, clean cut, like a fraternity boy slightly grown up says, "Hey buddy, wanna buy some stereo speakers ? We just made some deliveries and we got some extras."
I reply, "Sounds like theft to me."
"No, we just made some deliveries and they're extra. What are you, gay? You look gay."
I reply, "You look gay."
He replies, "You weeny," as the SUV, which I notice has no license plates pulls away.
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