High 5 for Homeless

What ? Last night on the bus, some 20-something year-old folks were accosting everyone on the bus as they got off, raising their hand, "HIGH 5 FOR THE HOMELESS !" What ? These things occur mostly on Friday nights.

Ya, let's all feel good for the homeless. "Spread the love!" they admonished. What? I'm sure all the homeless are feeling warm fuzzies right now because you're high-fiving their condition. Typical San Francisco feel-good idiocy. Uh, leave me the fuck alone?

p.s. I have a nasty respiratory virus which has been reported to cause some deaths. You now are high-fiving it throughout the city. Cheers.