Dancing around the world

Ya, the first time I saw one of these, I thought it was great. But the second or third time made me realize, "Hey, if I had made a ton of money during the dot-com boom, I'd be dancing around the world too!" Where did I go wrong? All these bastards blew into town, jacked up the rent, and now they're travelling around the world. ...and I was still living in the Tenderloin. Boy it's a good thing I got out of the Tenderloin. But I'm still eternally cranky. ...would be even if I had gotten rich.

Link to dancing video