Artists
San Francisco is filled with people who fancy themselves artistic. Beauty is certainly in the eye of the beholder, but one thing is nearly universal -- artists inability to describe or talk about their art in a way that isn't a bunch of bloated nonsense. Most artists would be much better off in letting the art speak for itself. Here's a great example:
Like Artaud's Theater of Cruelty, this piece implicates the viewer into a mediated world of attraction and repulsion, with moments so loaded with the symbolic that they destroy meaning altogether.