Monkey Cage ?!

Was wandering down Howard Street (home of the Howeird St fest) and stopped in a "better than a garage sale, it's a house sale" There was me and a woman who bore a strange resemblance to Keith Richards perusing the junk.

All the usual crap and more, until I circled back in the warehouse crowded floor-to-ceiling with junk and spotted...

Monkey Cages ?!

2 Monkey Cages, $225 each. Designed so those little monkey hands can't undo the latches from the inside, strong bars complete with a feeding tray designed so the monkey can't scratch you when you pour in the monkey chow, and a place to hook a large gerbil-type water bottle.These things are about 3'x3' -- you could put a small child in there, or some kinky San Franciscan could force his (not too overweight) submissive to stay cramped up in one. They look more like a monkey jail than a place for happy monkeys !