Half wit
How do you remember those spontaneous half-thoughts that randomly emerge? My friend and I are in the back of a restaurant. A cop walks in, scopes out the room and leaves. As we're contemplating whether a robbery has occurred nearby, five more beefy boys in blue walk in. The first guy was the smallest of them. My friend and I are ready to leave anyway, but I think it looks a little funny if we leave right when the cops arrive. That wasn't the reason, but whatever... As soon as the cops are mostly sitting, but one, whose back is turned, I say to my friend, joking under my breath,"ok, run."
The standing cop heard me. He looked at me like facing a dog on the street with its tail halfway up. Any second the tail could go up and wag friendly, or the fur could stand up and the growl emerge. I think I was trying to look friendly, but it may have come out as a smirk.
We make our escape as upstanding citizens - though I often think people probably think we're off-duty CIA - except we're too sloppy and out of shape. My friend says,"This is like the time I was renting a U-Haul, they're explaining the insurance policy, and you say 'what if we drive it off a cliff?' Remember?"
No, I don't. Oh, maybe.